If I was an alien and I was visiting earth for the first time the first thing I would do would be to go to Jack in the Box. Because they have two tacos for one dollar, and that's just great. If my mommy would let me leave the house right now I'd go get some myself. Then maybe I could see some aliens who are on the first visit to earth going to Jack in the Box to get two tacos for one dollar. I bet they would be thinking that earth must be the greatest planet of them all, because you can get two tacos for one dollar at Jack in the Box. Then I would be one of the first humans they would see and they might get scared, but it's okay because as long as theres two tacos for one dollar at jack in the box, everything should be all right. Until the sad day they go to like Murillos or Chevys and realize that not all tacos are two for one dollar like at Jack in the Box, and that the world is full of discrimination against tacos everywhere. Then they will idolize the Jack of Jack in the Box and come to know him as a Taco God and the founder of peace on planet earth for bringing us two tacos for one dollar. They would picket all the inflated taco restraunts and bomb the Taco Bell franchise. Maybe they will be nice to me because they saw me in Jack in the Box their first few minutes of being on earth. They will take over all the Jack in the Boxs in the world and take on humanly form. They will all work in Jack in the Box making the tacos that are two for one dollar. They are probably working at Jack in the Box right now, they probably invented Jack in the Box, no one from earth could possibly be smart enough to know that the only reason the whole world isn't in jeopardy is because aliens make tacos at Jack in the Box two for one dollar. But my mommy won't let me leave the house.